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Welcome to Waffle. The program that allows you to chat with your computer, which incorporates Microsoft's Text to Speech technology.
Waffle uses two random list files - one with predefined sentences and one with over 4,400 words which it randomly chooses to make up sentences. You can edit these lists - just look at the helpfile to learn how. Words are added to the words list when the program comes across a word you have typed that it hasn't encountered before. The results can be somewhat amusing.
This program requires Microsoft Speech to be installed on your computer, which is installed as part of Windows XP. If this does not work, you can download it here:
http://download.microsoft.com/download/speechSDK/Install/4.0a/WIN98/EN-US/SAPI4SDK.exe (7.65 MB)
View the screenshot
Version 2.3.10 (552 KB)
These files come with Waffle, but if they get messed up or you want my latest ones, you can download these:
CPU.txt - 2 September 2007 (1.96 KB)
Words.txt - 2 September 2007 (14.1 KB)
Send me your conversations and they will appear on this page! (e-mails sent to this address without attachments will be automatically deleted)
Here are some that have been sent to me:
| Martin - 25th November 2001 |
CPU: I would like to eat a brain.
CPU: You look like a teenage davina.
CPU: Why did the addicted cross the afghan? To get to the other taxi!
CPU: Martin, I like to go fouling on a regular basis.
CPU: Martin, I wish I had a heart.
CPU: Shut it your gob.
Martin Allen 1999 - 2008
