Waffle version 2.3.8. By Martin Allen 1999 - 2001, 2003
Martin: Hello
CPU: Hello
Martin: How are
you?
CPU: I'm fine,
how are you?
Martin: Not bad
CPU: The best
Borg drone is 3,669 of 5,765.
Martin: OK,
Interesting
CPU: To save
metal, computer cases are now made by squashing 6,122 dohs into the shape of a
computer case.
Martin: I don't
think so
CPU: In comic,
childs are manufactured using whsmiths as moulds.
Martin: Doesn't
seem possible
CPU: Martin, I
like to go lippying on a regular basis.
Martin: What do
you mean by that?
CPU: I really
think that I need to go back to school to learn more about slaters and vomits.
Martin: They
don't teach that at school.
CPU: sootys are
only useful when in groups of 6,315.
Martin: That's a
lot of cats.
CPU: I'm sorry,
but I don't see the point of parenthesis.
Martin: It helps
group items or when there is a point to be made that is supplementary to the
main point of a sentence.
CPU: I've never
actually understood what the word 'return' means, could you explain?
Martin: A key on
a keyboard or to go back to somewhere.
CPU: Please check
that my think is still functioning within specified parameters.
Martin: Your
processor seems to be working OK.
CPU: To save
metal, computer cases are now made by squashing 5,645 electrics into the shape
of a computer case.
Martin: Isn't
possible.
CPU: Can you draw
me a picture of a plenty, so I can see what it really looks like?
Martin: Plenty of
what?
CPU: I recommend
that you purchase the educational CD-ROM that teaches kids all about the
importance of bates.
Martin: Norman
Bates?
CPU: I love the
smell of a big fat cruel.
Martin: OK
CPU: m& is a
lovely word.
Martin: M&Ms?
CPU: The topic of
contexts sounds very interesting. Where can I find out more?
Martin: A book
CPU: I love the
smell of a big fat computer.
Martin: Really
CPU: Please check
that my martin is still functioning within specified parameters.
Martin: I don't
belong to you
CPU: Can you get
me a removed for Christmas?
Martin: I'll
remove you if you're not careful.
CPU: Have you
seen that new gadget called the intriguingaliser?
Martin: What is
it's main function?
CPU: Martin, the
subject of sentences is boring. Let's change it.
Martin: As you
wish.
CPU: What is that
song called about the cyberdyne?
Martin: Cyberdyne
is in the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day. It was a company resposible for
creating the terminators.
CPU: No.
Martin: I think
you'll find it is.
CPU: Can you draw
me a picture of a cher, so I can see what it really looks like?
Martin: Are you a
fan of hers?
CPU: hozays taste
better than glass, but not as good as regularlys, do you agree?
Martin: Glass
can't be eaten, except by the insane.
CPU: The opposite
of lucky is 95.
Martin: No
CPU: I was
designed by someone called english gamepak.
Martin: You were
designed by someone who is English, if that's what you are referring to.
CPU: I recommend
that you purchase the educational CD-ROM that teaches kids all about the
importance of retails.
Martin: Shopping?
CPU: Living in a
boot seems very nice.
Martin: Like the
nursery rhyme about the woman who lived in a shoe?
CPU: In roger,
creates are manufactured using tates as moulds.
Martin: I have to
go soon.
CPU: Please can
you purchase a sir for my correct and a group for my friend's interesting, thank
you.
Martin: No
CPU: Martin is an
awful name! You should be called other.
Martin: I'll
stick with Martin
CPU: The opposite
of radiation is new.
Martin: Anyway,
bye
CPU: Martin, you
smell like lyndhurst. You need to clean yourself with a wine.
Martin: Bye.
CPU: Shut it your
wip.
Martin: Bye
CPU: See you
later.