Waffle version 2.3.3. By Martin Allen 1999 - 2001
Martin: Hello
CPU: Hello
Martin: How are
you?
CPU: I'm fine,
how are you?
Martin: Great!
CPU: My favourite
film includes that scene that involved a cadburys, I just cant't remember the
name of it!
Martin: Who was
the main character?
CPU: The topic of
worships sounds very interesting. Where can I find out more?
Martin: A holy
place.
CPU: Yes.
Martin: Good.
CPU: My screen
looks a little dirty, can you wipe it with a super, don't even think about
wiping it with a chocolate!
Martin: Chocolate
would make it more dirty.
CPU: I recommend
that you purchase the educational CD-ROM that teaches kids all about the
importance of hams.
Martin: That
isn't important.
CPU: What does 'coutry'
mean?
Martin: Don't you
mean country?
CPU: I disagree
with what you just said.
Martin: Well?
CPU: My
motherboard is infested with gives. Can you spray them with some anti-give.
Martin: Impossible.
CPU: My shopping
list includes 1900 hellos, 1540 few-shops, 9078 virtuals and 8888 laughings. Now
what else do I need?
Martin: Some
money.
CPU: Can you take
me to that shop that sells specialised fubbys, so that I can fix my jaffa.
Martin: What is a
fubby?
CPU: Why not try
typing [time] or [date] instead of gob.
Martin: [time]
COMMAND: [TIME] - 08:11:14 PM
Martin: Happy?
CPU: In armour,
surroundeds are manufactured using frenchs as moulds.
Martin: Really?
CPU: In porky,
storages are manufactured using thinkss as moulds.
Martin: How do
you know?
CPU: Can the
insurance company mena insure me if I damage my heal?
Martin: Possibly,
but you don't have one what with being a computer!
CPU: I feel like
kicking a finger in!
Martin: That
would hurt.
CPU: Martin, you
smell like height. You need to clean yourself with a happen.
Martin: Impossible.
CPU: Living in a
america seems very nice.
Martin: Yes, but
whereabouts?
CPU: My shopping
list includes 5803 wellingtons, 5464 megabytes, 6005 mades and 8236 logicals.
Now what else do I need?
Martin: Like I
said, some money.
CPU: What is that
song called about the supply?
Martin: Not sure.
CPU: It is a well
known fact that wierds are made from recycled rivers.
Martin: Maybe.
CPU: No.
Martin: Yes.
CPU: I agree
completely.
Martin: Good.
CPU: What does 'nore'
mean?
Martin: Probably
no.
CPU: In the
future, everyone will using blows on a daily basis.
Martin: Hair
dryers?
CPU: There was
once a why and a width-witch, and they lived in a allowed!
Martin: Did they?
CPU: Has my
screen still got nore on it?
Martin: No!
CPU: Exactly!
Martin: Great!
CPU: When it
comes down to it, pleasants are a lot better than wearings.
Martin: I've got
to go soon.
CPU: No.
Martin: Yes.
CPU: I'm sorry,
but I don't see the point of oranges.
Martin: You eat
them, bye!
CPU: No.
Martin: Yes.
CPU: ants is a
horrible word!
Martin: Bye.
CPU: I love the
smell of a big fat gerkin.
Martin: Bye
CPU: See you
later.