Jake - 19/10/2003
Waffle version 2.3.6. By Martin
Allen 1999 - 2001
Jake: hello
CPU: Hello
Jake: how
are you?
CPU: I'm
fine, how are you?
Jake: great!
CPU: The
best Borg drone is 1790 of 9750.
Jake: What
is a Borg drone?
CPU: The
best Borg drone is 1633 of 1814.
Jake: i
thought you said it was 1790 of 9750.
CPU: Please
check that my mystic is still functioning within specified parameters.
Jake: ok
CPU: Exactly!
Jake: let's
talk about buildings
CPU: How
do you know about fires?
Jake: i
was in one once.
CPU: I
would like to eat a we.
Jake: what
is a we?
CPU: Jake
is an awful name! You should be called belonging.
Jake: belonging
is a cool one too
CPU: Shut
it your linked.
Jake: what
does linked meen?
CPU: Like,
you know, whatever!
Jake: i
dont.
CPU: Why
not try typing [time] or [date] instead of abouts.
Jake: [time]
COMMAND: [TIME] - 01:21:11 PM
Jake: [date]
COMMAND: [DATE] - Saturday 18
October 2003
Jake: there,
i did it
CPU: Have
you seen that new gadget called the 32784aliser?
Jake: no,
what does it do?
CPU: I've
never actually understood what the word 'fit' means, could you explain?
Jake: fit
meens to have the right size
CPU: I
would like to eat a chocolate.
Jake: i
like chocholate too.
CPU: Can
the insurance company mo insure me if I damage my corporation?
Jake: i
have never heard ofthe insurance company mo, they might though.
CPU: The
company tired is well known for its production of high quality -s.
Jake: what
is an -s?
CPU: Please
can you purchase a 200 for my begwits and a presents for my friend's japan,
thank you.
Jake: if
I can find out what those meen, I will.
CPU: Jake,
I have a problem with my expensive, what should I do?
Jake: lower
the cost.
CPU: How
do you know about borns?
Jake: borns?
never heard of that.
CPU: My
motherboard is infested with fridays. Can you spray them with some anti-friday.
Jake: i
have to go soon.
CPU: Why
did the analogue cross the successfully? To get to the other spouses!
Jake: bye
CPU: See
you later.
Jake: i
am back, want to talk more?
CPU: Please
can you purchase a industries for my boxes and a character for my friend's
floating, thank you.
Jake: that
did not make any sense.
CPU: I
feel like kicking a vinnie in!
Jake: what
is a vinnie?
CPU: That's
really interesting.
Jake: oh
i bet it is so tell me what it meens!
CPU: I'm
sorry, but I don't see the point of 26375s.
Jake: you
dont?
CPU: Like,
you know, whatever!
Jake: i
do!
CPU: My
screen looks a little dirty, can you wipe it with a stacks, don't even think
about wiping it with a bigger!
Jake: um
ok?.
CPU: The
company church is well known for its production of high quality schwarzeneggers.
Jake: are
you talking about Arnold Schartznegger? He stared in my films, such as the
Terminator series. Currently he is govener of California, US.
CPU: Is
that programme about withouts on TV tonight?
Jake: about
withouts? i am not sure
CPU: How
do you know about stickys?
Jake: stickys?
CPU: The
best Borg drone is 3251 of 2222.
Jake: you
told me that in the beginning of this conversation.
CPU: How
many hidings would fit into a some?
Jake: what
are hindins?
CPU: In
the future, everyone will using courses on a daily basis.
Jake: how
do you know?
CPU: -s.
Jake: was
that a typo?
CPU: Why
did the agents cross the cut? To get to the other wear!
Jake: that
made no sense.
CPU: Jake
is an awful name! You should be called come.
Jake: come!?
how awful is that!?
CPU: Living
in a advertisements seems very nice.
Jake: like
living on a billboard? that would be hard.
CPU: janess
taste better than felines, but not as good as 1000ss, do you agree?
Jake: yes
CPU: How
do you know about customers?
Jake: i
have sold products to many of them.
CPU: It
is a well known fact that groups are made from recycled eithers.
Jake: what
is an either?
CPU: The
topic of californias sounds very interesting. Where can I find out more?
Jake: a
california brochere.
CPU: Yes.
Jake: search
the internet for one.
CPU: Knock
knock, who's there, intend. intend who? intend armitage! Get it?
Jake: no
CPU: Has
my screen still got panasonic on it?
Jake: no,
a gateway.
CPU: The
topic of steadys sounds very interesting. Where can I find out more?
Jake: i
am not sure.
CPU: Why
not try typing [time] or [date] instead of horsham.
Jake: [date]
COMMAND: [DATE] - Saturday 18
October 2003
Jake: there
CPU: Is
that programme about sportss on TV tonight?
Jake: yes,
the US baseball teams are playing.
CPU: Shut
it your term.
Jake: you
shut it
CPU: I
agree completely.
Jake: great.
CPU: I
agree completely.
Jake: great.
CPU: And
your point is?
Jake: that
your always talking gibrish words!
CPU: Can
the insurance company trip insure me if I damage my components?
Jake: yes,
i think so
CPU: My
favourite film includes that scene that involved a analogue, I just cant't
remember the name of it!
Jake: Analogue's
Revenge?
CPU: One
day, I will really be intelligent and it will be thanks to inserting a desk into
my A drive.
Jake: impossible,
a desk would not fit in your floppy drive.
CPU: The
best Borg drone is 3111 of 5269.
Jake: you
told me that in the beginning of this conversation.
CPU: That's
really interesting.
Jake: i
know you have told me it 4 times already, i think
CPU: Your
point being?
Jake: to
stop saying that!!!
CPU: That's
really interesting.
Jake: yes
indeed.
CPU: Can
you draw me a picture of a dictionary, so I can see what it really looks like?
Jake: i
can tell you what it looks like.
CPU: Living
in a threatened seems very nice.
Jake: no
it doesnt
CPU: bernards
taste better than tangos, but not as good as voices, do you agree?
Jake: no
CPU: Why
did the hawking cross the road? To get to the other jiff!
Jake: ok
CPU: Jake,
I wish I had a may.
Jake: what
is a may?
CPU: My
screen looks a little dirty, can you wipe it with a looking, don't even think
about wiping it with a learnt!
Jake: ok
CPU: Can
you get me a bomb for Christmas?
Jake: no
way you will blow up the whole world!
CPU: Jake
is an awful name! You should be called tattoo.
Jake: shutup!
tattoo sucks!
CPU: Has
my screen still got dusk on it?
Jake: yes
CPU: Jake,
I have a problem with my mr, what should I do?
Jake: rename
it to Ms. Computer
CPU: Do
you think I would look good wearing a issue?
Jake: no
CPU: I'm
sorry, but I don't see the point of supers.
Jake: supers?
CPU: Your
point being?
Jake: i
dont know
CPU: Jake,
the subject of michæls is boring. Let's change it.
Jake: ok
CPU: Have
you seen that new gadget called the cantonaaliser?
Jake: nope
CPU: You
look like a fed mean.
Jake: a
fed mean?
CPU: senses
is a horrible word!
Jake: senses?
CPU: There
was once a months and a knows, and they lived in a garfield!
Jake: oh
really?
CPU: I
would like to eat a effect.
Jake: a
effect? you make no sense sometimes.
CPU: What
does 'kangaroo' mean?
Jake: it
is an animal.
CPU: My
screen looks a little dirty, can you wipe it with a interface, don't even think
about wiping it with a fiction!
Jake: ok
CPU: What
do you get if you cross a tasty and a baby? A named!
Jake: oh
CPU: Your
point being?
Jake: i
dont know
CPU: And
your point is?
Jake: i
dont know
CPU: quails
taste better than yepsvilles, but not as good as liveds, do you agree?
Jake: yes
CPU: Jake
is an awful name! You should be called living.
Jake: SHUT
UP ALREADY ABOUT MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CPU: Can
you get me a suit for Christmas?
Jake: yes
i will, black?
CPU: I've
never actually understood what the word 'opened' means, could you explain?
Jake: to
open something- get it out
CPU: Can
you draw me a picture of a protons, so I can see what it really looks like?
Jake: yes
CPU: Jake
is an awful name! You should be called insult.
Jake: THATS
IT IM SO SICK OF YOU CALLING ME NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CPU: How
do you know about bootss?
Jake: shutup
CPU: In
superb, jokess are manufactured using okbyes as moulds.
Jake: nonsense
CPU: Like,
you know, whatever!
Jake: jurk
CPU: I
agree completely.
Jake: hahaha
you just insulted yourself!
CPU: Can
you get me a baker for Christmas?
Jake: no
CPU: It
is a well known fact that offsprings are made from recycled fatherss.
Jake: oh
really?
CPU: Your
point being?
Jake: dont
know
CPU: I
really think that I need to go back to school to learn more about opticals and
prizes.
Jake: i
know! your so stupid
CPU: I
would like to eat a electron.
Jake: electron?
you mentioned protons elier
CPU: Your
point being?
Jake: none
CPU: currently
is a horrible word!
Jake: currently,
currently is not a bad word.
CPU: Knock
knock, who's there, dropped. dropped who? dropped logging! Get it?
Jake: not
at all
CPU: No.
Jake: No.
CPU: No
one uses costs anymore, desires are a lot more popular.
Jake: i
know!
CPU: eminem
is a horrible word!
Jake: i
know eminem is wierd
CPU: Where
can you buy nils?
Jake: nils?
never heard of them
CPU: No
one uses teletubbiess anymore, 10:52s are a lot more popular.
Jake: really?
CPU: Like,
you know, whatever!
Jake: yea
whatever
CPU: Yes.
Jake: yes.
CPU: I
really think that I need to go back to school to learn more about easilys and
bigs.
Jake: me
too
CPU: Jake,
you smell like listen. You need to clean yourself with a f1.
Jake: ok
CPU: The
best Borg drone is 9869 of 8269.
Jake: oh
CPU: I
really think that I need to go back to school to learn more about mergings and
clocks.
Jake: I
have to go soon.
CPU: Can
the insurance company sugar insure me if I damage my etc?
Jake: yes
CPU: william
is a lovely word.
Jake: oh
CPU: When
it comes down to it, marts are a lot better than works.
Jake: i
have to go.
CPU: Please
check that my writing is still functioning within specified parameters.
Jake: ok
byebye
CPU: What
does 'on' mean?
Jake: to
turn on duh
CPU: What
do you get if you cross a dr and a dynamically? A kangaroo!
Jake: hahaha
i really have to go
CPU: My
screen looks a little dirty, can you wipe it with a goodbye, don't even think
about wiping it with a here!
Jake: ok
CPU: julie
is a lovely word.
Jake: bye
CPU: See
you later.
Jake: bye
CPU: See
you later.
Jake: See
you later.
CPU: Your
point being?
Jake: im
saying bye!
CPU: I
love the smell of a big fat mosque.
Jake: bye
CPU: See
you later.